Crisis on Eighth Avenue @ Elevate
What happens when you put nightlife heavy hitters Michael T, Daniel Nardicio, Chris Ryan, Paul Short, Rich King and Cynthia Powell together? They have a CRISIS! Open bar 10–11pm. 390 8th Ave., 212-947-1970, elevatenyc.com, 10pm, $10, $5 w/ invite.
Family Function @ Woody's
The utterly fabulous Ladyfag host a party for the hippest, cutest boys in NYC and the girls who love them! Rotating DJs and so much cuteness we can't stand it! 31 2nd Ave., 212-777-0774, 10pm, free.
The Petting Zoo @ Rockbar
DJ Corey TuT spins rock 'n' roll and go-go boys cavort through the masses. Live music and performances every week. $5 Svedka. 185 Christopher St., 212-675-1864, rockbarnyc.com, free.
Poppers @ The Cock
Every Saturday at the notorious Cock, come downtown for the dirtiest little party in town. Hot-to-trot boys line the walls, cool installations mix up the space, and an electro infused playlist gets you down and dirty. Come by, because you GOTTA see this! 29 2nd Ave., 212-777-6254, thecockbar.com, 11pm, $10.
Saturn @ Vig 27
Saturn is the only place to be on Saturday night if you're on the East Side above 14th Street. Bianca Del Rio hosts with her razor sharp wit and DJ Pony spins out of this world beats. $5 Pearl Vodka all night! 119 East 27th St., 212-686-5500, vig27.com, free.
